
"Leanne if you actually expect me to let you get a pair of shoes today, you need to start finding some serious options - NO Showgirl shoes!"

















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I’ve seen the new Star Trek three times now, does that make me sad? I love Star Trek and I have always loved it. Cheers to my Dad for getting me excited about it when I was young.
I have seen all the films, STNG and Classic Star Trek Series all multiple times. I did lose the faith a bit with Deep Space (Bus Station) 9 but I loved Voyager (Janeway rocks) and have seen a few of the Enterprise series but never got into it I am afraid – Scott Bakula, ah no – He’s Quantum Leap mate – unless Enterprise is actually just an extended episode of Quantum Leap—that could work.
To call LT Uhura a role model and an inspiration is totally cliché but I did join the army and I was a signal officer so I can’t believe that decision wasn’t subconsciously influenced by my devotion to Star Trek. Hey I suspect she was the first woman on TV (black or white) who had a real job and wasn’t there just to be the future love interest. She was the only woman on the

Clearly taken before the foot incident
So in my alternative reality, I am not writing this blog about a broken foot – that is good to know.
Some pics from the day:
Entrance Walk - lovely
Getting inspiration...
Queuing for very expensive Pimms
Amazing Bronzes
Guests who had stayed a bit too long
And of course - Flowers
One more for the road
Finally, a big shout out to TWITTER yes we booked the elusive Cannes Lions! Via Twitter
Believe me it’s the future. Follow our girl Vee on NO17CANNES
We have been very busy since the disappointment of the delayed release from MoonBoot Penitentiary.
While that still sucks a lot, something happened that weekend and I just started getting on with it. I have given up my crutches indoors and have been doing more walking around the neighborhood with a single crutch or none at all. Hell I even went to Selfridge's to go shopping. But sufficed to say I have had another 'healing spurt' which means I just feel more confident walking and have a lot less pain and fatigue when I put full weight down on my left foot in the moonboot.
But the big news is I am walking (indoors) with no moonboot at all. Tah dah! Baby steps but I can walk slowly on my bare foot.
Hurray, so even though I am still in this bloody Moonboot prison for another 3-4 weeks, I figure that if its not causing pain - real pain, then I can keep pushing the boundaries and start my rehab.
The only continued frustration is that 10 days later I still don't have an appointment for the CT Scan. So I called the hospital today only to be informed that they only got my file (from 1 floor down) YESTERDAY. Amazing. So now I have to wait another 1-2 weeks before they send me a letter for the appointment. I think not. I will be sending a letter to Dr Madhav directly to say enough already. The NHS is great for critical care - and god bless that, but once you are not critical, your service goes right down the swanie!
I guess its back to the web for do-it-yourself Physical Therapy for the old Navicular. So that's the Navicular update done.
So since we last spoke -- we have been visited and visited and visited by many a far-away friend and kin alike.
Sunday, 3 May - meine Damen und Herren, Ich hole Ihnen the one the only GUDRUN!!!
So our favourite Italian came to visit us over the weekend and she didn't disappoint. Looking fabulous and bringing lots of yummy treats from the Capital of Sugar and Dessert - Wien baby. She was in town because Her Grand Mistress Lady P was also visiting from LA (Bringing us Swine Flu - but I digress). These girls were part of the now famous Munich Crew at Viag and hadn't seen one another in like 8 years (shocking)!
So how else to celebrate the reunion, but with a boozie BBQ at Casa Lyme.
Gudrun performs a traditional Viennese Waltz with Peppers
Mickey Moo once again was the host with the most, cooking like a slave on the Barbie. so we had meat for the Carnivores and non-meat for the Veggies. Gudrun and I snuck out earlier that day for a spot of shopping at Selfridges (we love Selfridges). Then it was party time at Casa Lyme. Pasy looks fantastic as always - WOLD and the Norwegian were here (of course) as was Big Daddy Raymondo. The wine flowed and flowed - which explains the headache the next day -- so very worth it I am afraid!
Big shout out to Pasy for NOT infecting us with Swine Flu!
Thursday 7 May - Philly, Gatwick, Camden, Gatwick, Nice Cannes
My poor mum and dad have come for a visit and we made them do that evil commute in one day. They were ultimately rewarded with a lovely long weekend in Cannes and the French Riviera darling. This was my first trip since the accident and I gotta tell you. Shout out for Aer Lingus. They so rock. I was well impressed with how organised and well run that airline was. WAY BETTER THAT BA!!!! Value for Money and the rest - how about just plain old professional not that is a pleasant change.
So we arrived in Cannes around 11pm local time (or 20+ hours after my parents started their day. They even volunteered to sleep in the Cabin (it's a 3-sided room NOT a building outside made of logs). Had them up early the next day for breakfast at Cafe Lux and the first of many Ham and Cheese sandwiches!
Cannes was in good form, preparing for the film festival since it was due to start the day after we were due to leave. The weather was amazing - not hot not cold just right
The Itinerary
Friday - Cannes and the tour train up to the Souk, Dinner with Bruce
Saturday - Coast Road to St Tropez (following the Harley Bikers convention) however something about Bikers speaking french - not so menacing actually - we had ham and cheese sandwiches there
Sunday Morning - Lie in for the folks (ha they got up at dawn and took pictures!)
Sunday Afternoon - Eze (ham and cheese sandwiches) and Monaco - dinner at Caffe Roma (sadly no ham and cheese)
Monday Morning - clean up and head to the airport - where we had time for a ham and cheese sandwich
Dad was in his element - camera never far from his hand. We found easy food, introduced them to our friend Bruce who is a few years younger but they all got on and reminisced about living in Connecticut. Did I mention dad was taking pictures!? I got to treat my mother to one of my favourite views in the world - the med from the balcony of Chateau Eze. If you haven't seen it - it was in the movie The Bucket List, and I couldn't agree more. That was my gift, That view and a very civilized glass of pink champagne on the terrace there.
Before I end with the snaps, I want to say that I was so happy to have my mom and dad visit with me. I miss them so much! I love them both so much and I am really thankful that they came to see me and Mickey moo.
A final shout out and very big thank you to Lily and Braveheart for coming to look after our puppies while we were gone.
OK here are a few of the pics:
Cannes Marina May 09 -- little white tents are for the film festival the following week - Yachts are always there
getting ready for the stars to arrive
MickeyMoo points out the sites







"I think I peed on myself in the office."



Do we get to throw you a party where we drape you in a union jack and eat fish and chips with warm beer? Please say yes....!!!
14 April, She works hard for the Money, So hard for it honey
Last week was a busy one, back to work full time and full on. I went to a conference, was in the office everyday and had to negotiate two days of 'formal' work clothing with the moon boot. Fashion forward as it is, the avantgarde accessory does make more pedestrian work clothing look - well more pedestrian. A girl has to think on her feet (or foot as the case may be). ![]()
The hard permanent cast meant that I rediscovered the world of hold ups (Stockings that stay up with out a garter belt). Now I have never had much luck with these. Having been blessed with "traditional thighs". This means they aren't straight and even in my triathlon days they were never 'slim' so I always found that hold ups - didn't. Historically, I have more than once been embarrassed by the lovely lacy topped stocking rolling or falling down my leg - usually in the middle of Oxford Street or as I was walking out of a CXO meeting. It wasn't cleaver - nor alluring. So I gave up on the whole hold up-vibe forever - until I had no choice and found a secret.
If you find traditional hold ups a challenge - get the 'BIG GIRL' hold ups. Don't get all snobby and sizeist about it, the secret is to get something with a wider opening at the thigh. M&S (Marks & Spenser for foreigners reading this) has hold ups in sizes (XS to XL).
http://www.marksandspencer.com/gp/product/B0018P421Y/ref=pd_sbs_4/276-6251100-5486509?ie=UTF8&mnSBrand=core
I even found that XL (Which I ordered in both) was actually too big in one style but perfect and very comfortable (no circulation stopping rubber band effect) for another style. Must most importantly, they HOLD UP, don't fall down or go walking, without me.
The moon boot means I can first put the stocking on my foot and then the protective 'Britney Spears - hit me baby one more time' sock on, followed by the moon boot. Which is - well fetching.
Hit me baby one more time
Toot Toot, eh Beep Beep
Now I don't imagine that the hold ups will be my first choice full time. I rather like the gusseting affect of full-on, passion-killing pantie hose, but in summer when its too hot (ha I live in England) or for a secret little flirtation, I can see me pulling out the hold ups once I am freed from moon boots and other gimpy accoutrement.
Do give the 'sized' hold ups a try if you find the standard sizes a pain.
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Tuesday, April 7th - Space Clothing pros and cons
So it's day 4 with the freedom that comes with having a moon boot - that said, space clothing is not for everyone. It takes a kind of coolness and aplomb to pull it of with style. I do see people looking at me with envy - I cant blame them, it's just so damn fetching.
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See you soon looking forward to bearing weight over the next couple of day and how to modify the Wii Fit exercises to do them with the air cast MOON BOOT